The priest resigned, the Polish team without a coach. The announcement of the Standy is laughter through tears

ByValeska
Krzysztof Stanowski

Krzysztof Stanowski helped to create a job offer for the position of the Polish national team coach. Among the required skills was the ability to say “” left, today a bench “without trembling voice”.

On Thursday, June 12, Michał Prdyk resigned from performing the function of coach of the Polish national football team. PZPN has published the selector’s statement.

“I came to the conclusion that in the current situation the best decision for the good of the national team would be my resignation from the position of the selector. Performing this function was the fulfillment of my professional dreams and the greatest life honor”– we read.

Polish staff without a coach, Stanowski, created a job offer. “To the first quarrel”

“The Polish team needs a new coach for now, so I helped to create a job offer for this position,” wrote Krzysztof Stanowski on the portal X (former Twitter – ed.). The advertisement was published on the rocketjobs.pl website.

It was written in a playful tone, as indicated by the details about the indicated date – “preferably for yesterday”, the contract – “arbitrary, but we settle with the results, not from participation in conferences” or duration – “to the first quarrel with the captain of the national team or to the first defeat with Moldova.”

In the description of the position you can read:

“This is not a job for everyone. This is a job for someone who instead of telling fairy tales at conferences, can assemble a team of 11 guys so that they don’t play as if they met five minutes earlier. We are not looking for a celebrity. We want a coach with charisma, eggs, a plan and a brain to the ball. Someone who knows that” somehow it will not be a strategy for a match. “

Attention is also drawn to the “required skills” column, in which the following points appear: ⁠

  • The ability to embrace the cloakroom with ego greater than the National Stadium;

  • Reading the game better than the average commentator during the match break;

  • ⁠ Theness of the saying “left, today a bench” without trembling voice;

  • Analysis of the opponent, not divination from coffee grounds and the hope that “somehow it will be”;

  • ⁠Munication with the media – zero gibberish, concrete, but also without offending after difficult questions;

  • Respect for a fan – we do not make people water from the brain after another 0: 2 with Moldova;

  • Readiness to work under gigantic pressure.

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